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shayna slicer: my handsome husband will slicer, piercings, tattoos, work, chemistry, college= my life.


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abusivemom: beep beep motherfuckers 
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When you finish a really good book series.

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professorgroovypants: aband0n-all-shitheads: williestroker: abandonedcunt: how long did it take her to write this? im to lazy to read it but im just guessing its worth reblogging if someone could translate this into english that would be splendid.  Usually I can decipher stupid.But this is like, a whole new species of retard.  Uhm. So fo da new years, my resolution be I’m fina lose eighty pounds and be even more bootylicious. I fina know that I be already sexy hot I am but ever since I give birth, my dealer said that I be finna lose some weight cuz he don’t want me get raped cuz my fat be sexy damn nigga I be drinkin from my dog dish. just spit on my computer screen! time to go shave my pubic hair and slap a hoe. I be out like a rocket ship! (So, for the new years, my resolution is to lose about eighty pounds and be even more sexually attractive. I know a lot of people already consider me attractive, but ever since I gave birth, my drug dealer advised that I lose a few pounds because he’s concerned that my obesity would be viewed as sexually arousing to predators looking to take advantage of me. Well curses, I feel like a dog drinking from a dish of water because I keep salivating to a point where I’m getting droplets of saliva onto the screen of my computer. I’m going to have to leave now, however, I need to shave my genital area before going to physically assault a female escort. Goodbye!) Oh my good lord. 
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I am getting this on each front thigh but with my female and male chihuahua in theme and dressed differently. 
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this is my goal size. and I love these floors and the furniture in this room. too cute. 
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“Creationism is not the alternative to Evolution - ignorance is”

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Im wearing this everywhere when I loose my weight goal